The Patagonia Fall Festival is coming soon. Here is a list of the vendors whose names sound like they could also be sexual positions. The word the will be added to most of these.

The Arizona Rub

The Bone Appetit

 The Wiggles, Wobbles and Moans

The Arizona Cactus Ranch

Sandi Bags

The Nuts About Nuts

The Tin Can Man


The Classy Cork

The Square Top Ranch

The Robinson’s Cowboy Cola